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From: Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com>
Subject: DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV!
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MY DTV DISH IS STILL OUT IF ALIGNMENT, AND I TIED THE COAX TO A TURKEY 
DRUMSTICK. THEN I RAMMED IT IN MY BUNGHOLE ABOUT HALFWAY, RUBBED MY 
BONER ON THE DISH LNB, AND SOME CHANNELS CAME ON!

MY ASS GOT SORE AND MY BONER GOT LIMP, AND TV WAS OVER.

IT WAS 45 SECONDS OF SUCCESS!

I RUBBED CRANBERRY SAUCE ON MY INJURED TESTICLES. IT WAS COLD.A

I AM MR PENIS.

MR PEEEEEEENIS.

PENIS.

P-E-N-I-S

BALLS.