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DTV PENIS ANTENNA

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IT IS WINDY HERE, MY SATELLITE DISH HAS BLOWN DOWN. SO I TRIED TO TAKE 
THE COAX CABLE, AND WRAP IT AROUND MY PENIS, AND HUNG TIN FOIL FROM MY 
TESTICLES.

THE TIN FOIL WAS HURTING, SINCE MY BALLSACK IS STILL CHARRED AND BURNED 
FROM THE UNLOOPER FIRE. SO I TOOK THE TINFOIL OFF MY NUTS, AND WRAPPED 
PART OF IT ON MY PENIS, AND THEN HUNG THE COAX FROM MY NIPPLE.

I AM IN THE BACK YARD, MY PENIS IS POINTING SOUTH EAST, AND I AM 
GYRATING MY HIPS, TO LOCK IN ON A SATELLITE SIGNAL. SO FOR NO LUCK, THE 
TV IS NOT PLAYING ANYTHING. BUT I DO HAVE A THROBBING BONER.

IT SEEMS THE PENIS SATELLITE ANTENNA IS A BUST. NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT 
REHANG THE DISH. I AM UNWRAPPING THE FOIL FROM MY CODSACK. I HAVE 
REMOVED THE COAX CABLE FROM MY NOW SORE NIPPLE.

I AM MR PENIS
MR PENIS
P-E-N-I-S

TESTICLE BAG
GOOSE EGGS
SCROTUM

I AM MR PENIS

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