Re: First major snowfall this year

From	Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com>
Newsgroups	alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Subject	Re: First major snowfall this year
Date	2023-01-31 14:06 +0000
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BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
news:tr6kj4$2s7ms$10@dont-email.me: 

> On 28.01.2023 16.08, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:tr1p7d$1t69a$10@dont-email.me:
>> 
>>> On 27.01.2023 14.29, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH on Usenet <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:tquu93$1bpfc$10@dont-email.me:
>>>>
>>>>> On 25.01.2023 19.55, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH on Usenet <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:tqrrf9$oivv$9@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 24.01.2023 13.55, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>> BeH <oldman@wits.end> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:tqk4ip$j2u$1@gioia.aioe.org: 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 21.01.2023 15.36, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (cut, no paste)
>>>>>> (then why are you holding glue)
>>>>> (did you not need some sock glue earlier)
>>>> (that has been resolved now)
>>> (I saw)
>> (Ok good)
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right. That's it. Off to the principals office
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with you, while the rest of us learns about the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> human digestive system.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm happy to be missing that lecture.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You think you can't stomach it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *groan*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't think of a witty comeback right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gutted...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ab-stain...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because you lack intestinal fortitude...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Another pun thread is hard to digest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah. It's kidney's play...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Could be but I doubt I'll have a change of heart.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh come on... liver a little.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok. I'll try to organ-ize something.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Excellent. This group hasn't had a good pun-thread in a lung
>>>>>>>>>>> time...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Probably because they're offal.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You prefer I bladder on about feta-cheese?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *pass*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As the man groaned to the triple hamburger he ate earlier...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On the other hand I still haven't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> received 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the bill for putting op the water heater
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (different plumber and pre-agreed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> price). 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They'll find you eventually.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no doubt, but it bothers me to have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an outstanding bill like that for months
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I have to set money aside for when it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turns up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always call them about it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It may come to that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then you will have to find something else to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stress about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That is not going to be a problem. I have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *adds 'Merlyne could randomly show up to paint
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the living room' to the lits*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *stresses about the number of items on the lits*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It seems appropriate to be stressing about the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'things to stress about' lits no matter the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reason. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quite, but it's not making the lits any shorter...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *Merlyne struts off to remove the 'do not remove
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this tag' tag from the mattress*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AFAIK it is(was) only illegal to remove the tag in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the USA, so feel free.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rip*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ahhhhh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There you go. Doesn't it feel much less stressful to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do something not illegal...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. The tag was poking me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now I can sleep through the rest of that James Bond
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> movie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll miss the bit where JB breaks down and cries
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while clutching her emotional support llama...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [you mean 'their']
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that is their preferred pronouns - I was typing from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the assumption that they identified as female.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One should never assume.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or impose roles on people.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would never - but the premise was that the next 007 were
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be female, so...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It was?
>>>>>>>>>>>> I must have slept through that too.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That wasn't very woke of you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no! Now I need an emotional support animal..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kind? Also why, have you been killing people on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> behalf of a secretive government department?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm traumatized that I slept through that part of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> movie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can see how that follows. Not seeing a llama will do
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that to people.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> They are cute and fluffy.
>>>>>>>>>>>> *sigh
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And you can use their wool to make nice warm winter socks.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Can I buy it pre-made?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You probably can. Even the socks so you don't have to knit.
>>>>>>>>> But if you already have a llama...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sounds like a lot of work. I have to shear the llama and hope I
>>>>>>>> don't get bit or spit at. Then I have to spin it into yarn.
>>>>>>>> Next I have to buy a sock loom since I don't know how to knit.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes, all of that. But then you would have some lovely warm socks
>>>>>>> in the end. And then would you mind making a pair for me as
>>>>>>> well. 
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It depends on how long it takes for the lalalallama to get here.
>>>>>> I can buy some socks from that website you posted.
>>>>>
>>>>> You can, but I don't thing they ship outside Denmark (and related
>>>>> areas)
>>>>>
>>>> I meant for you since it could take years for me to knit you a
>>>> pair. 
>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think I'm also out of sock glue now that I come to think
>>>>>>>>>> about it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You don't need sock glue if you include a bit of elastic
>>>>>>>>> material in the top of the sock...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The socks my Mom and Gran made didn't have elastic at the top
>>>>>>>> and they stayed up.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Then my all means make the socks the same way your Gran did.
>>>>>>> Unless she used sock glue - then you'll have a problem.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nope, no sock glue. All good here.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, okay then. *puts sock glue tube back in the drawer*
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> *takes the sock glue when no one is watching*
>>>
>>> Don't take my sock glue. i might need them if the new socks aren't
>>> as good at staying up as I expect.
>>>
>> 
>> Use elastic bands.
> 
> That isn't very dapper, is it.

Like those sock garters, no one will see them under you pants.
Unless you are not wearing pants.
Or shorts.
Don't wear socks with shorts.

> 
>> Dear Nordic Sock company,
>> Please send a pair of XL socks to BeH but not the BeH in Copenhagen.
>> Charge it my credit card.
>> 
>> M.
> 
> Don't bother. I'm going to order some myself when they are back in
> stock. 
> 

Okie dokie...

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    Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot@gmail.com> - 2022-12-22 20:41 +0000
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        Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot@gmail.com> - 2022-12-24 15:48 +0000
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                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <oldman@wits.end> - 2023-01-03 17:42 +0100
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                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot@gmail.com> - 2023-01-08 19:51 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <oldman@wits.end> - 2023-01-09 19:11 +0100
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                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-01-20 13:38 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <oldman@wits.end> - 2023-01-20 22:39 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-01-21 14:36 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <oldman@wits.end> - 2023-01-22 20:59 +0100
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                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-01-27 13:29 +0000
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                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-15 20:34 +0000
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                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-17 12:10 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-19 01:30 +0100
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                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-21 19:36 +0000
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                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-23 12:40 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-24 18:45 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-25 15:04 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-25 23:54 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-26 14:40 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-02-27 20:54 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-02-28 13:02 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-01 09:56 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-01 13:02 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-02 22:31 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-04 14:28 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-04 19:02 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-06 13:17 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-07 22:27 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-08 12:18 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-10 12:50 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-10 13:35 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-10 22:27 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-11 15:14 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-12 21:28 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-14 11:06 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-14 22:36 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-15 12:26 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-16 00:46 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-16 20:30 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-18 18:17 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-19 14:53 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-20 01:01 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-20 20:11 +0000
                Re: First major snowfall this year BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-21 22:51 +0100
                Re: First major snowfall this year Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-23 11:59 +0000

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